See i got this friends and he has a problem. he bought a real live panda on ebay (actually he got it free with the 790th piece of vinyl he bought from iamindiedadnotlyin.com) except he thought it was a fake panda.one dya instead of masturbating, he brought the vinyl out and discovered there was a tiny panda inside. so lol, he tried to nurse it, but heres the problem with timmz, he has 3 rather large man boobs. he knew the left one was pure indie, but the panda wasnt ready for that extreme of a taste, so he said, lets try the right knob, nope panda didnt like yacht rock either. so he gave it the middle manboob... yeah that one. the one thats sacred. and the panda started sucking.
everyday, timmons would do this. he would post on the internet, while the panda nursed on the middle nipple. its quite natural to type and have a suckling panda dangle from your 3rd nipple, he thought, but then the panda grew larger, and slowly but surely moved his way to the left nipple....
once panda got a taste of the indie he got big real fast... he chartered his way to england on a balloon to start his own hardcore record label. all the sudden panda was signing artists like the national, ryan adams, and bonnie raiit. this had to stop said timmonz....
TBC...
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Lolz...
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